The Sign Yard

Sign on a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels

Sign on a Plumber’s truck:
We repair what your husband fixed.

Sign on another Plumber’s truck:
Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.

Sign at a Tyre Store:
Invite us to your next blowout.

Sign on an Electrician’s truck:
Let us remove your shorts.

Sign in a Non-smoking Area:
If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.

Sign on a Maternity Room door:
Push. Push. Push.

Sign on a Fence:
Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!

Sign at a Car Dealership:
The best way to get back on your feet – miss a car payment.

Sign outside a Car Exhaust Store:
No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.

Sign in a Restaurant window:
Don’t stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up.

Sign in the front yard of a Funeral Home:
Drive carefully. We’ll wait.

Best place in town to take a leak.


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